Pentagon presses on

Pentagon sources have reported that the military is continuing with its plan of quartering troops in spite of constitutionality questions. Sources also claim that military leaders have also figured out a way to include army personnel in the plan.

One source said, "The constitution is explicit that soldiers cannot be quartered, but it makes no prohibition on splitting soldiers in half, or even thirds. The Pentagon is currently considering a variety of plans."

When asked about fifthing, the source said, "Military advisers suggest that fifthing troops is not effective due to a situation of diminishing returns. Quartering is optimal, but the Pentagon is committed to staying within the letter of the law."

Quarter Pounders, a 3rd Amendment activist group, stands against all forms of quartering, as well as halving and thirding as violations against the spirit of the 3rd Amendment. Call your representatives and demand that they defend our constitution.

Quarter Pounders will be holding a rally at the National Mall on April 1, 2010. Please join us.